Cornish Rastas

Hello there. Long time no speak due to last week's fab holiday in Cornwall. Thanks to Matt and Jenny for putting us up (had a nice trip out in Matt's VW Camper to Looe), also to Paul and Bri for looking after us all down there, the weather may not have been the best but it was really good to see everyone; enjoyed the Eden Project, Truro and Polkerris beach. It's a beautiful part of the country, would love to live down there one day...

Seen Robin van Persie's goal in the Emirates Cup yet? What a cracker, lets hope he can stay fit this year. Plenty of encouragement to take form the tournament tho, Hleb and Sagna looked good whilst Eboue was pretty scary down the right flank.

Footie season is only just around the corner; again, Chelsea are doing their best to feck up the game by paying John Terry £135k a week, when will it stop? Abramovic is playing Championship Manager with our beautiful game.

Gonna be updating the site a bit more this week hopefully, feel the need to talk more about music...

White Wedding

Phew, what a weekend. Excellent wedding; Fantastic venue, food, speeches and people, great to see so many familiar folk, shame the day went so quickly. You can look at my photos of the day here. Also, I have uploaded Stu's Best Man song to YouTube, you can view that here.

Felt very rough on Sunday, not too sure trampolining at 3.30am helped, I hope Nathan & Natasha have recovered from their injuries by now.

Good luck to Nath, Anna-Marie and Dave in Cuba this week. I hope you manage to get thru Jedi school on Wednesday...

Take a Leak

Fascinating story about an alleged email from Le Boss that has been leaked: Click Here

Bothans, Binging and Bolognese

G'day, sorry for lack of updates, I've been busier than a Bothan Spy sneaking their way around the first Death Star.

Getting ready for trip back to Steeple this weekend for The Linggoo wedding, should be a great bash, there'll be pix on the site next week (hopefully...)

What the hell is that spammer Iain Duncan-Smith banging on about adding 7p on the price of a pint of beer, 20p on a bottle of wine and 70p on a bottle of whisky to stop binge drinking??? There's nothing like punishing the masses is there? Maggie would be so proud of you IDS, now off you go, back to Cameron's lap...

Shocking amount of cash being spent in the Premiership at the moment, most of it by Man Ure and The Liverpool franchise, no need to panic yet, plenty of time to go till the season starts. Besides, even if we don't spend any more money, Arsenal's record against the top 4 was great last year (apart from that defeat at Liverpool) and Henry only played in 2 of those 6 games anyway. Its the games aganist the 'lesser' teams (e.g. Birmingham, Tottenham) where The Arsenal need to pick up their game.

Here's another joke from Brian, not sure about His Spag Bol recipe, mind...

an onion, a pepper, and a c*ck are having a chat.

the french onion boasts "when i errm 'ard and stiff i get shopped into a beautiful sa-lard!'
the Italian pepper retorts "when-a i am ard anna stiff, i get chopped into-a da sphag-heeeti bolognaiize!!'

the c*ck says 'jesus. when I'm hard and stiff, I'm clingfilmed, thrown into a filthy dark room, and get me head smashed up against the wall until i puke and pass out!'

Tickle your ribs, sir?

Lovely summer we're having, eh? Don't fret, there is some good news about; Rich has bought a house, there's a Linggoo wedding in a week or so and Tottscum will be bankrupt in a year. Anyhoo, here's something else to brighten your day (especially you, Kristian), another rib-tickler from The Pod , pictured here at the 1994 Summer Ball, where I believe he got off with about 15 ladies, oh Bri...

An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer.
"I want to become a lawyer. How much is the express degree you told me about?"

"It's £50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a lawyer?"

"That's my business! Get me on the course!"

Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyer was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be paid.

Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing and it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the lawyer leaned over and said, "please, before it's too late, tell me why you wanted to get a law degree so badly before you died?"

In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said, "One less f*cking lawyer . . ."

A Signing!

Gadzooks, we've signed a striker! 24 Yr old Eduardo da Silva has joined from Croatia Zagreb (subject to a medical). No, I hadn't heard of him either but his scoring record is impressive: he's scored seven goals from 12 games for his adoptive country.Last season for his club, da Silva scored a remarkable 34 times in 32 games, netting 71 goals in total in 100 appearances for Dinamo. You can view one of his goals here.

Welcome Eduardo and good luck