Bothans, Binging and Bolognese

G'day, sorry for lack of updates, I've been busier than a Bothan Spy sneaking their way around the first Death Star.

Getting ready for trip back to Steeple this weekend for The Linggoo wedding, should be a great bash, there'll be pix on the site next week (hopefully...)

What the hell is that spammer Iain Duncan-Smith banging on about adding 7p on the price of a pint of beer, 20p on a bottle of wine and 70p on a bottle of whisky to stop binge drinking??? There's nothing like punishing the masses is there? Maggie would be so proud of you IDS, now off you go, back to Cameron's lap...

Shocking amount of cash being spent in the Premiership at the moment, most of it by Man Ure and The Liverpool franchise, no need to panic yet, plenty of time to go till the season starts. Besides, even if we don't spend any more money, Arsenal's record against the top 4 was great last year (apart from that defeat at Liverpool) and Henry only played in 2 of those 6 games anyway. Its the games aganist the 'lesser' teams (e.g. Birmingham, Tottenham) where The Arsenal need to pick up their game.

Here's another joke from Brian, not sure about His Spag Bol recipe, mind...

an onion, a pepper, and a c*ck are having a chat.

the french onion boasts "when i errm 'ard and stiff i get shopped into a beautiful sa-lard!'
the Italian pepper retorts "when-a i am ard anna stiff, i get chopped into-a da sphag-heeeti bolognaiize!!'

the c*ck says 'jesus. when I'm hard and stiff, I'm clingfilmed, thrown into a filthy dark room, and get me head smashed up against the wall until i puke and pass out!'