Roll up, Roll up

Hello again and welcome back. Had a blinding birthday this week, Brian did an excellent write up on our night out on Saturday here. Thanks for filling in some of the gaps, Bri. It's a very funny read, even if you have no interest in what we did, my birthday or any of my friends.

The party continues this weekend, I hear there is karaoke down the Waggon on Saturday, dunno if i should sing. There was a little karaoke room in the club we were in last Saturday night, I tried to sing 'South of Heaven' by Slayer, but gave up after one verse as the lyrics are a bit, well, nasty.

There's a massive new shopping mall thing opening in the centre of Brizzle today, 'Cabot Circus' even has a Harvey Nichols. I can just imagine all the Vicky Pollard lookalikes (of which there are thousands, honestly, you wouldn't believe it) barging their way in, muffin tops a' showin', pushing their 9-berth prams asking where the Waggon Wheels are...

As mentioned earlier, am heading Eastside again this weekend, primarily to see Arsenal for the first time this season against Hull. What a result on Tuesday night, Vela looked red hot and it can't be long until Wilshere is seen more in the first team. Those two shone in pre-season and seem to have just picked up where they left off. Hate Sheffield Utd btw, especially that thug Chris Morgan (who punched RvP a couple of years ago but got away with it), my friend Nathan also got punched a few years ago up there, long may they rot in the lower divisions.

The ridiculous case going on between them, the Premier League and West Ham is another shambles blighting football. I feel it's one of the great flaws of the transfer window and especially deadline day that these so-called 'dodgy deals' are rushed through then ramified by the Premier Leaguie in the first place. Surely checking the 'ownership' of the player is vital to the completion of a transfer? Didn't they realise that the Media Sports Investment Group owned the player and the transfer could therefore be illegal? No, let's get more star names into the Premier League, no-one will bother to look too deep into this one, eh? Oh.

Newcastle, eh? The fans want rid of the cockney mafia, now Terry Venables has been linked, he's the effin' Godfather! Also, it seems they've fallen victim to the old 'Nigerian Prince' email scam, wonder if they'll have to supply their bank account details in order for the funds to be transferred? You really couldn't make it up.