What does the 'S' stand for?

Local and European elections this week, had a plethora of pamphlets posted through the letterbox over the past month, ranging from the crazy (The Pensioners Party) to the outright laughable (BNP).

According to their agitprop, the BNP are claiming that Corsham is the 'Fascist Capital of the West' - crikey, shouldn't there be some kind of warning as you enter the town? This mishmash of a leaflet has some touching photos of smiling families, gleeful old folk who have the look only Daily Mail readers have after they've buried a couple of Polish builders in their garden, and workers wearing day-glo jackets (imaginative demographic spread there), as well as a picture of a glorious spitfire, primed for some bombing action (despite the irony obviously being lost on the designers that spitfire pilots actually fought against fascism).

I haven't had the chance to address one of the BNPs chimps face to face yet as they don't tend to canvass door to door (or probably struggle to read maps, numbers on houses, etc.), but I do hope they try to deliver a pamphlet in person as I would love to return it to them with a request to please shove it up Nick Griffin's a-hole sideways. They usually post a gorilla or two at the polling station (Last time it was a guy who was still working out how to tie his boot laces- i think he was in his 40s) so I may take a picture for this site on Thursday for a new feature 'Missing Link of The Week' or maybe 'C--t of the Week'?

The Daily Mail generation are probably the most active political influence at present, inevitable really, these things happen in cycles. In 20 years time, you'd hope that this generation's' quasi-liberalism would shape the country, but we shouldn't have to wait that long. The political process is in such a shambles, that there probably won't be a major ruling party for many years to come, good- those parties are not qualified to represent the good folk of this country. Even before the expenses story broke, it rs being blindingly obvious that these people have been skanking all of us since day one, no matter how Brown and Cameron flap around saying how things must be fixed (all this while petrol prices ARE STILL rising at a ridiculous rate), well nothing you could do would convince me that any of those eejits are capable of fixing anything, apart from an expenses form.

And finally, on a lighter note, here is a picture of a work truck round the corner from the house, is this guy's name real??