Garage Trophy II

It's been a while but this site is now up and running again, it'll mainly be concentrating on the second annual Garage Trophy match between Mocha Juniors and (reigning champs) Vintage Garage XI to be played on December 27th at Steeple Morden Rec.

Last year’s mach saw the elder statesmen rattle off a 7-3 victory splattered in controversy following several debatable refereeing decisions. The Juniors have waited all this time to take their revenge and will be hoping their young legs and fresh spunk will guide them to victory this time round.


Early Team News

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The Vintage will have to seriously increase their uptake of cod liver oil as two vital squad members have already pulled out of this year's match. Midfielder, Dom Fitzsimmons has cited 'transportation difficulties' as the reason for his absence. Whilst shot-hungry local news star, Ali McKee is hosting a turkey and Pimms party at his local church hall.


However, these devastating losses have been offset by the return of Sawyer from Lost look-alike Jamie Fewster, who missed last year's match. Fewster is eager to make his mark on the occasion; the ebullient attacking midfielder will add a smile to this otherwise, frankly miserable team.




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As yet, no-one has officially pulled out of the Mocha squad. Doubts linger over the commitment of Daniel Brown, who seems destined to follow a career in the MLS. Whilst surgeons working on rebuilding Mark Thorp's knee are reporting slow progress. Defensive lynchpin, Russ Foulger, will have to play with his mobile secreted in his jock strap (set to vibrate - the phone, not the jock strap) just in case his latest offspring decides to make an early appearance.


There will be lots more to come as we build up to the match, next time, some player interviews!

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