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Stupid Christmas adverts, at the risk of sounding like Charlie Brooker, I almost vomited over my TV when I saw that effin Jamie Oliver one. So, Oliver, you drive across the country in your big ol' Sainsburys truck like BJ and the Bear, making salmon canape's for greedy middle class oiks who live in idyllic villages and towns, no chavs, druggies or any of that sort in view. And anyway, if you're such a man of the people, why aren't you feeding these delicious snacks to the homeless instead of all those fatties who gathered around you bloomin great lorry. Love your recipes though.

Thanks to the wonderful invention that is Sky+, I usually can whizz through adverts thusly avoiding their brain-melting messages (I once saw a little poster on a huge billboard for something or other saying 'Inspire us to think, not to buy' -good point, that.).

Speaking of brain-melting, I saw Zombieland last week, not bad at all. However, it fails the most basic of tests for a zombie pic, i.e.Zombie's should not run, they are dead. I've already had a rant about this here, so I won't go into it again...

Back to the subject of this year's Garage Trophy match, I should have some interviews to publish soon from 2 players who although in absentia, are keen to have a say on the game.

2 comments:

La said...

Homeless people, you messed up your life, here you go have some free things from people who didn't mess their lives up and some who may have dragged themselves up from the gutter.
Yes some homeless people ended up homeless and it was not their fault, but the rest, weak willed, drug and alcohol adicts sponging of hard working people, go back to your holes and yourseleves hidden away.

Good rant that like!

Kristian said...

Used to like oliver til he went 'gator-hunting' in his show, i.e. shooting said reptile with a pistol. Bet they don't do that in saffron walden . The wally.